iPhones worth more than a bank vault
In a move normally reserved for thieves wanting to break into bank vaults, robbers tunnelled their way into an Apple backstore to steal $500,000 worth of iPhones (that is probably about six).
But fanboys will still buy it
A leak of the fruity cargo cult Apple's coming iPhone 12 has revealed another pile of suck for users to have to put up with.
Apple kit highly desirable
A report said that nine Apple stores have suffered daylight robberies during the last month.
We have enough religions already thanks
India has rejected the Apple Cargo cult's request to set up iPhone temples, other wise known as Apple Stores, in the country because it makes all its products in foreign parts.
Ready for the big day