Higher earnings since becoming a public company
Gray tin box shifter, Dell surprised the cocaine nose jobs Wall Street with its quarterly revenue estimates.
Wants $2 billion
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn which says that Dell Technologies exploring a sale of SecureWorks for $2 billion.
You can't go public again
Activist investor Carl Icahn sued tin box shifter Dell claiming that that the computer maker did not disclose financial information related to its plans to go public by buying back its tracking stock.
Dual Quad HD monitor with 3800R curvature
Dell has unveiled the new Ultrasharp series monitor which is pretty much two 2560x1440 monitors joined into a single unit, featuring a total resolution of 5120x1440 on a 49-inch 3800R curved panel, the Dell Ultrasharp U4919DW.
Up to 4K screen, Intel's 8th gen CPU and Nvidia GTX 1070 Max-Q
Dell and Alienware have announced their thinnest and lightest gaming laptop up to date, the Alienware m15. Both lighter and thinner than the smallest Alienware 13, the new Alienware m15 will still pack quite a punch in its 2.17kg chassis.
While HP still charges as if it were liquid platinum
Dell is using a new form of printer ink which is made from air pollution.
Could cause confusion among customers
It appears that both Dell and HP have been caught advertising Intel's Optane SSD as "memory", or rather precisely, together with RAM, despite the fact that Optane SSDs clearly belong with storage as an addition to the HDD.
Making Snapdragon 850 foldable
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that the grey box shifter Dell is working on a foldable dual-screen device.
PCs will continue to thrive
While there are some that think that the development of 5G will put a nail in the coffin of PCs, Michael Dell is not one of them.