Double the rain
Software King of the World Microsoft has decided to link its cloud with one belonging to the licence fee collector Oracle.
Rubbish for Jedi you are
The Pentagon has snubbed Oracle for its $10 billion, decade-long JEDI cloud contract process and chosen Amazon and Microsoft instead.
So happy to get shot of it
Amazon employees working in fulfilment teams which handle inventory and shipping at the online retail giant have opened the champers after getting Oracle off their company servers.
Oh those pesky applets
Oracle has made the bizarre claim that the only reason it is not the king of the smartphones is that Google used applets in its software.
Buys a nice red hat instead
Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway has trimmed its stake in iPhone maker Apple in a sign that the shine has come off the fruity cargo cult.
Everyone's favourite database company, Oracle, is alleged to have systematically underpaid its women employees and continued to do so after the government told it to be more reasonable, a court has been told.
Yeah that will shut him up
Under pressure to do something to regulate Tesla CEO Elon Musk's mouth, its board to provide "independent oversight" demanded by the US by appointing his mate Oracle's Larry Ellison to the board.
Ordinary people buy an Oracle licence
Oracle’s Larry Ellison is still rather miffed that Amazon has turned off its Oracle data warehouse in favour of its own software.
Oracle and Microsoft abusive to customers
Amazon will have shifted most of its Oracle databases onto something of its own making by the end of next year at the latest.