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Tesla's new supercomputer caused power cut in Palo Alto
Published in PC Hardware


Might have a few energy problems 

Tesla's new Dojo supercomputer tripped the power grid in Palo Alto even when it was only operating its first chip and training tiles.

Tesla Bot as pointless and over hyped as anything else Musk has done
Published in AI


Such a long way from useful you need a rocket to get there 

Elon [look at me] Musk is expected to unveil a prototype of his Optimus robot tommorrow which he tried to convince us last August would be a cheap robot which will be in every house and do mundane tasks. 

Musk bonked Brin’s missus
Published in News
Monday, 25 July 2022 10:28

Musk bonked Brin’s missus


Which was why they fell out

Tesla CEO Elon [look at me] Musk was the cause of the break-up between Sergey Brin and Nicole Shanahan.

Tesla losing billions in China crisis
Published in Transportation
Thursday, 23 June 2022 11:24

Tesla losing billions in China crisis


Musk’s mastery on show

Tesla’s new car factories in Texas and Berlin are "losing billions of dollars" as they struggle to increase production because of a shortage of batteries and China port issues, according to Chief Executive Elon Musk.

Elon Musk forces Tesla execs back to office
Published in News


Minimum 40 hours a week

The king of Tesla, Elon Musk, is forcing its executive staff back to the office.

Expensive Teslas don’t even come with a charger
Published in Transportation


You have to push them 

In a move which copies Apple, Tesla has stopped selling chargers for its electric cars meaning that users will have to spend even more money if they expect their expensive piles of junk to move.

Tesla did ignore Owen Diaz's racial abuse
Published in News
Thursday, 14 April 2022 12:22

Tesla did ignore Owen Diaz's racial abuse


But judge lowers the fine because it was a bit high

US District Judge William Orrick has rejected Tesla's argument that it isn't liable to Owen Diaz.

Tesla slams Chinese report quoting its VP saying it is off targets
Published in Transportation


We decide if we are off target not our own vice president

Tesla denied a report by Chinese think tank EV100 that quoted the US automaker's vice president as saying that its Shanghai factory was on track to meet its goal of making 500,000 vehicles this year as "inaccurate".

VW wants to take on Tesla
Published in Transportation
Wednesday, 17 November 2021 12:50

VW wants to take on Tesla


Triumph of the will

Vollkswagen is planning to take on Tesla in a key electric vehicle (EV) battleground – power infrastructure.

Tesla sued for failing to fulfil technology promise
Published in News


You mean they will not have human androids out by the end of the year?

Elon Musk is famous for becoming a little too enthusiastic about his technology’s potential, this year he even claimed he would have a human android which was affordable available. However it appears his mouth might have got him into trouble down under.