After the end of the world, Tesla will run repair shops

Elon [Look at me] Musk's so-called "apocalypse-proof" Cybertruck is once again in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons.

Illegal alien

Elon [look at me] Musk, tech mogul, billionaire, and staunch Donald Trump supporter, is facing allegations that he may have lied on immigration forms. This revelation could ultimately lead to the revocation of his US citizenship.

Asked to go against US foreign policy

For the last two years Elon [look at me] Musk has regularly talked with that very nice Vladimir Putin and come under pressure to disobey US foreign policy.

They could just manage to walk

It seems after spending a fortune in development, Elon [look at me] Musk’s robots are not much closer to hitting the shops.

It is now officially now the tool of over-compensating terrorist warlords

While the Tesla Cybertruck has been a disaster in the west, Elon [look at me] Musk has found a customer in the East.

You probably were not expecting this

Elon [look at me] Musk’s AI chatbot launched a new image generation feature which users immediately used to troll the billionaire.

Musk claims he is now moving to robots

Tesla's lacklustre earnings report revealed that the electric vehicle maker once again missed investor expectations.

Owners claimed they were deceived

A judge in the United States dismissed an attempt by Tesla to quash a legal claim alleging that Elon [look at me] Musk's electric vehicle firm had deceived owners into thinking their cars would imminently possess self-driving features.

He probably just means Tesla buyers

Elon [look at me] Musk predicted during an interview with Nicolai Tangen, the chief executive of Norges Bank Investment Management, that new AI models will outsmart humans by the end of next year.

Depreciation high

The electric vehicle market is sputtering, with inventories piling up like a traffic jam on the M25, in a desperate bid to keep up, Tesla's been slashing prices like a mad axeman, but it's backfired spectacularly.