As iPhone and iCloud stalls
The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are starting to get a bit miffed that Apple has not come up with any new products and its existing iPhone and iCloud products are stalling.
Reinvention talking time
Big Blue posted profit margins that fell short of Wall Street expectations in a sign that its turn around was taking time.
CTS Labs and Viceroy Research spark conspiracy theory
The announcement by a security firm called CTS Labs had found severe vulnerabilities and backdoors in some AMD processors appears to have sparked a full-on internet conspiracy theory.
Why do we need you expensive psychos?
Wall Street is facing up to the fact that most of its workers will be replaced by AI, and the wolves of Wall Street will be consigned to the dust bin of history.
GoPro must be wondering wondered what it did in a previous life after it has been forced to recall about 2,500 of its recently introduced Karma drones because they lost power during use.
Just a pity they are not paying tax
The US economy might be being propped up by the success of technology heavyweights.
Better off if it was not there
It seems that Wall Street is regretting all that money it pushed into the fruity cargo cult Apple as the company’s value plummets faster than the British pound.
Wall Street losing faith in PCs
It would appear that the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are losing faith in any belief that the PC industry is getting better.
Nay-sayers say Yay
Qualcomm has been getting a rough ride from the cocaine nose-jobs of Wall Street lately, but it seems to have won the support of a top nay-saying soothsayer.