US is making consumers pay for corporate data centre plans
It is the American way
The US has a novel way of funding big IT company data centres and AI plans: it hikes ordinary people's power bills.
Intel surprises Wall Street
It appears that a turnaround is happening
Chipzilla appears to have surprised Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs by returning with much better-than-expected results.
Former Google Chief Eric Schmidt drones on about drones
US Army should ditch tanks in favour of AI-powered Drones
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt has called for a radical shift in US military strategy. He urges the Army to scrap its “useless” tanks in favour of AI-powered drones.
Vole sees a boost in software gaming revenues
Hardware declines
Software King of the world, Microsoft, has released its first quarter 2025 earnings, revealing a significant rise in software gaming revenues despite declining Xbox hardware sales.
AI-Generated content set to flood Facebook and Instagram
Who needs friends and influencers
Mark Zuckerberg has announced that users can expect a significant increase in AI-generated content on Facebook and Instagram.
Meta sets its sights on rivalling Google and Bing with new search engine
Quietly working on webcrawling
Meta is now setting its sights on building a search engine to compete with giants like Google and Bing.
Apple intelligence is delayed in Europe until Christmas
Europeans are far too intelligent to accept this
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is starting to release products with its over-hyped “Apple Intelligence” features, but it looks like it will not be seen in Europe until the end of the year.
AI transcription tool whisper faces scrutiny over accuracy
You have a bad case of Scrutter's Cephaloanal Inversion
Hospitals are starting to use a transcription tool powered by a hallucination-prone OpenAI model.
Nvidia surpasses Apple as world's most valuable company
Tame Apple Press in shock
The Tame Apple Press spent Friday night in the pub drowning its collective sorrows as it was announced that Nvidia has overtaken Apple as the world's most valuable company.
IBM shares fall on mixed results
Propped up by Red Hat
Biggish Blue shares dropped more than six per cent yesterday as the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were worried about the outfit’s mixed earnings report for the third quarter.