We have pictures of you cheating on your wife now say we are not Trump's attack dogs or we publish

Amazon boss Jeff Bezos has accused the owner of the National Enquirer of trying to blackmail him with the threat of publishing “intimate photos” he allegedly sent to his girlfriend unless he said in public that the supermarket tabloid’s reporting on him was not politically motivated.

Just don't expect to use Prime if you want it in 24 hours

Amazon's Jeff Bezos’s pet aerospace exploration project is planning to send “several metric tons” of unspecified cargo to the Moon in the next five years.

King of the Amazons

Amazon's Jeff Bezos and Lex Luther look-alike is now the the richest person in modern history.

President goes postal

The president of the United States read out a litany of complaints against Amazon using his usual transmission mode, Twitter.

Becomes the world’s richest man

Sir William Gates the III is no longer the world’s richest man, having spent too much helping to save humanity.

Hatchet buried?

Donald “Prince of Orange” Trump met up with Silicon Valley’s big names yesterday to repair the damage of the election campaign.