AI gives low-paid work to humans to stuff its database
Who says it will take away all your jobs?
AI appears to have created a new job -- artificial intelligence trainer, which is yet another minimum wage galley slave role.
MariaDB buys a Bulgarian Mammoth
Part of a greater cloud expansion
Finnish open source data base outfit MariaDB has written a cheque for the Bulgarian enterprise analytics database company MammothDB.
Azure goes database mad
Appealing to the widest range of developers
As part of its cunning plan to make Azure a platform appeals to the widest range of developers possible, Microsoft has gone a bit database mad.
SAP works out way to screw more cash from customers
Starts charging their customers too
The expensive management software outfit which no one is really sure what it does has worked out a way of screwing more cash out of its customers by forcing them to charge THEIR customers.
Spotify is an SSD vampire
Reducing the lifespan of the drive
A new report has warned that Spotify could be borking the lifespan of your SSD.
Tsar Putin wants backdoors on everything
Two weeks to get rear access
The Tsar of all the Russias, Tsar Vladimir Putin is desperate to investigate the back doors of western software makers and has ordered them to grant access to his mighty spooks.
Oracle changes license of Berkeley Database
Significant change for Web developers
Coppers are abusing their databases
Databases need counselling for police brutality
UK goes Big Brother mad
One in four on police database
Assange calls Facebook the most appalling spying machine ever
Break out the tin foil hats