Musk shrugs off mass outage
It works for me, it does not have to work for you scum
As Twitter crashed and burned in a global outage, its supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk played his lyre and told users everything was ok, because “it worked for him.”
Musk threatened staff who called the authorities on him
You have been assimilated and will comply
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is furious that Twitter staff have been calling authorities to investigate his dubious antics since taking over the company.
Musk takes on Apple
Let's hope he buys it
Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has declared war on Apple for refusing to let his new version of Twitter into its App store.
Musk will fire 76 per cent of Twitter employees
So who will be around to deal with the bots
Elon [look at me[ Musk has been bragging to investors that he will fire 75 per cent of staff when he takes over Twitter.
Musk demands more cash from the US for Ukraine
That will teach them to tell me to F*ck off
Elon [look at me] Musk is apparently so furious that the Ukrainian government told him to f*ck off over his peace plan for the region that he is threatening to pull his Starlink internet service from the country unless he gets more cash from the US government.
Musk buying Twitter again
Apparently he has changed his mind and this one works much better
Elon [look at me] Musk took time off from solving the Ukraine war to change his mind about buying the social notworking site Twitter, which he had been trying to get out of for months.
Tesla hits 7000 cars in seven days
Ford trolls with 7K cars in 4 hours
Elon Musk is very proud that after spending billons and missing every single projection he ever made, Tesla has finally managed to make 7000 cars in seven days. Ford’s CEO Steven Armstrong is trolling that it can make 7000 cars in four hours.