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Apple gear swats fanboys
Published in News
Monday, 19 March 2018 11:15

Apple gear swats fanboys

Helping increase the collective intelligence of the gene pool

The Apple Watch has a rather cool function which is designed to raise the standards of the world by having fanboys accidentally shot by police and thus removing the clinically dumb from the gene pool.

Coppers furious over Siri prank
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 23 March 2017 12:00

Coppers furious over Siri prank

Apple fanboys call the emergency services for a giggle

US coppers are furious about an viral online prank which uses a flaw in Apple’s Siri software to call the emergency services.

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