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Wang saves iPhone from iOS again
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 09 March 2020 12:40

Wang saves iPhone from iOS again


Apple sues

Ten years ago, David Wang  installed Android on the first-generation iPhone. Now Wang and his colleagues at cybersecurity startup Corellium are doing it again with the ostentatiously titled Project Sandcastle.

Apple makes slow iPhone throttling case go away
Published in Mobiles


Costs $500 million

Fruity cargo cult Apple mysteriously settled in a case where it stood accused of throttling older iPhones to force customers to buy newer models or batteries.

Apple bans bad guys from using its iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 27 February 2020 10:13

Apple bans bad guys from using its iPhone


Rian Johnson spills the beans

While fruity cargo-cult Apple tries to get its gear product placed into movies, it insists that it cannot be used by the bad guys.

Apple wants to create a cheap iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 23 January 2020 11:56

Apple wants to create a cheap iPhone


It will probably have a rotary dial

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that claims the fruity cargo cult Apple is thinking of putting out a “cheap” mobile phone.

Flagship iPhone spies on users
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 06 December 2019 11:07

Flagship iPhone spies on users


Even when it is turned off

Fruity cargo cult Apple is in the middle of another spying row after security researcher and journalist Brian Krebs noted that the flagship iPhone 11 Pro will track a user’s location, even when location settings are turned off.

Apple to remove lightning ports from iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 06 December 2019 10:14

Apple to remove lightning ports from iPhone


No ports in a storm

Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo says there will be four new OLED iPhone models in 2020, followed by a new iPhone without a Lightning port in 2021.

iPhone made me gay
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 03 October 2019 11:17

iPhone made me gay


A Russian man is suing

A Russian bloke is suing Apple after he claimed its iPhone made him a homosexual.

New York Times says don’t upgrade your iPhone
Published in News
Wednesday, 18 September 2019 10:47

New York Times says don’t upgrade your iPhone


The structure of the universe has changed

After years of wetting its pants with excitement every time a new iPhone comes out, the New York Times is telling its readers it is pointless to upgrade to the new iPhone.

iPhone 11 triggers fear of holes phobia
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 12 September 2019 13:03

iPhone 11 triggers fear of holes phobia


While is why Blackburn in Lancashire is deserted 

People with a fear of small holes have claimed the design of Apple's iPhone 11 Pro is triggering their phobia.

Asia gives iPhone the thumbs down
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 11 September 2019 11:46

Asia gives iPhone the thumbs down


We can get things cheaper and better here thanks

Analysts hope that Apple's price reductions on its new iPhones would attract the attention of Asian buyers have been dashed.