Kanye West can no longer afford Parler
Deal falls through
Social media site Parler has reached a mutual agreement with Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, to terminate the sale of the social media app.
Parler accidently doxed elite members
Ye gods, Senator Ted Cruz, former President Donald Trump, and Republican Matt Gaetz all outted
Parler was so pleased when the popular beat combo artist formerly known as Kanye West bought the right-wing social notworking network, , it accidentally doxed all its "elite" members.
Kanye West buys right-wing media platform Parler
Buying your own social media platform is what all the best right-wingers with money do
Popular beat combo artist Kanye West, who once saw himself as the Messiah and now apparently self-identifies as a white middle-aged rust belt bigot, called Ye, has followed his chum Donald Trump and bought a "conservative" social media platform to peddle his views.
Kanye West blocked from Twitter
Apparently, you can't call for a Jewish extermination in the 21st century
Popular beat combo artist Kanye West’s attempts to self-identify as a white 50-year-old man living the rust belt of the US have backfired after Twitter took his account away after he threatened to go to “deathcon 3” on Jews.
Kanye West sued for stealing tech secrets for his online church
Apparently stepped out of the deal
Popular beat combo artist Kanye West is being sued for allegedly stealing trade tech secrets.
Kanye West wants Apple to build Trump an 'iPlane'
And for once we agree with him
Popular beat combo artist and Trump luvvie Kanye West thinks it would be a really good idea if Apple built an iPlane for Donald Trump. While we don’t normally agree with Apple building anything for anyone, we think this might actually save the world.