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Musk blocked from putting chips in people’s brains
Published in IoT

Shedloads of tests still need to be done

Elon [look at me] Musk’s plans to install chips into everyone’s brains have been set back by those pesky government officials who have a few questions about how he planned to do it.

Musk's Neuralink investigated for animal torture
Published in News

Neuralink caused needless suffering and deaths

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s Neuralink is under federal investigation for animal-welfare violations amid internal staff complaints that its animal testing is being rushed, causing needless suffering and deaths.

Musk claims Neuralink is only a few months away  
Published in Mobiles

Only killed 15 out of 23 test subjects

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims that his brain-control interfaces (BCI) startup, Neuralink is only a few months away from installing the chip into humans.