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US chip restrictions on chip inevitable
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 26 October 2022 11:19

US chip restrictions on chip inevitable


Intel sees no way out 

Intel Chief Executive [kicking] Pat Gelsinger (pictured) said that recently imposed US restrictions on semiconductor-industry exports to China were inevitable as America seeks to maintain technological leadership in competition with China. 

Intel boss announces glorious five year plan
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Letter to staff contains a plan so cunning it used to be a professor of cunning at Oxford

Intel's Kicking CEO Pat Gelsinger has mapped out the next steps in his plan to get the company off life support and into rehab.

Intel profits plunge
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Friday, 29 July 2022 12:31

Intel profits plunge


Worse than even Wall Street predicted 

Intel reported that its second-quarter revenues and profits were below what the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street predicted.

We are only half way through the chip shortage
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Intel warns

Chipzilla boss [Kicking] Pat Gelsinger said that while the chip shortage is starting to improve, it will likely continue for at least another 18 months.

Chip shortage could continue for years
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Monday, 07 March 2022 13:16

Chip shortage could continue for years


TSMC warns

A TSMC boss has warned that the chip shortage is unlikely to ease up for years.

Intel expects to see profits fall this year
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Friday, 18 February 2022 12:42

Intel expects to see profits fall this year


Stable until 2025

Intel expects its profit margin to drop this year and then be steady for several years as it invests in new technologies and factories to meet rising chip demand.

Intel failing to wow Wall Street
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Wednesday, 02 February 2022 12:25

Intel failing to wow Wall Street


Gelsinger appears to be viewing the world through rose-coloured glasses

Changes at Intel are not wowing asset management outfit O'Keefe Stevens Advisory which accused Kicking Pat Gelsinger of seeing the world through rose-coloured glasses.

Intel a long way from recovery
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Friday, 28 January 2022 13:36

Intel a long way from recovery


Results have Wall Street wondering

Intel recorded some rather good results on Wednesday, but the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were less than impressed.

Intel’s new Ohio plant could be the world’s biggest
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Total cost $100 billion

Intel’s $100 billion Ohio chip plant could be the world's largest.

Intel wants US and Europe to press ahead with sweeteners to big chip makers
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Gelsinger awaits your cheque

Chipzilla Chief Executive Officer [kicking] Pat Gelsinger urged the US and Europe to push ahead with efforts to bring back chip manufacturing which means basically giving chip makers large subsidies to set up shop.