PHP on life support
Plummets to all-time low in popularity
PHP has nosedived to its lowest-ever rank on the TIOBE index—coming in at a dismal #17.
Qualcomm joins Canonical's elite circle
Tech Titans Team Up
Qualcomm is set to join Canonical's "silicon partners," a coveted club that boasts big names like Intel, Nvidia, AMD, and Arm.
Eviscerate the weak, the ordinary, the unprepared
Axios head honcho Jim VandeHei has warned that artificial intelligence will "eviscerate the weak, the ordinary, the unprepared in media."
Apple warns users wordwide its iPhones are insecure
Could be subject to "mercenary spyware" attacks
Fruity cargo cult Apple sent threat notifications to iPhone users in 92 countries, warning that they may be in the crosshairs of “mercenary spyware attacks.”
Apple tries to breath life into sluggish sales
Claims it is going to overhaul its entire Mac line
Realising it is about to have its clock cleaned by Microsoft and Qualcomm, the fruity cargo cult Apple has been leaking to its chums in the Tame Apple Press that it is about to release an entire Mac line with a new family of in-house processors designed to highlight AI.