Wants to stop a cloud service 

IBM is in court to halt the operation of a cloud service that allegedly infringes upon its mainframe intellectual property.

Cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are holding their breath

Wall Street is waiting expectantly for AMD to announce its results tonight after Chipzilla’s disappointing report almost sent them to the window ledges.

We just want to make sure our companies rule the world

The US Secretary of State Antony Blinken made the bizarre claim that all the sanctions his country had put on Chinese firms were not to stop that country from growing economically.

You can’t even off-load them on eBay

Apple fanboys are talking about how depressed the failure of the Vision Pro has made them feel.

Falling sales in China

Samsung’s foldable phone sales have tanked in the face of competition from Chinese rivals.

Must follow the same rules as everyone else

Fruity cargo cult Apple his being corralled by the EU's Digital Markets Act (DMA) to bring its iPadOS into line.

Replaces it with something more to his taste

Russian Tsar Vladamir Putin has expelled the fake penis experts and phoney doctorate editors of Wackypedia from Russia insisting that if anyone is going to make anyone disappear and decide who is notable, it will be him.

Will not allow us to turn off the microphone

The Tame Apple Press has gotten its knickers in a twist after the South Korean government has decided to ban iPhones in the military over security concerns.

Polish government used it against hundreds

Despite Apple’s claim that a handful of Apple users were hacked using the Pegasus spyware, the problem appears to have been considerably greater.

Will have to use US company tech instead

The US government is working out a way to prevent Chinese companies from developing RISC-V technology.