Appocalypse now

Job’s Mob is in deep trouble and even its biggest fanboys are starting to smell the rot. 

Calling time on another Apple product

It seems the smartwatch bubble has burst, with global sales taking a tumble for the first time—largely thanks to the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple dropping the ball.

It pushed its only useful feature and it can't deliver it 

The Fruity Cargo Cult has quietly yanked an ad for its iPhone 16 that showcased a so-called "more personal Siri," just days after admitting it was botching the rollout of its over-hyped AI features. 

Hyperscalers are where the money is at

Nvidia might be the poster child of the AI boom, but according to the Financial Times, investors betting on Broadcom have had an even sweeter ride.

It does seem a bit hypocritical

The UK government has quietly binned its encryption advice just weeks after demanding a backdoor into the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s iCloud storage.

A total cult

Tech legend Steve Wozniak, who was the brains behind Apple, lashed out at Elon Musk and Donald Trump, slamming them as bullies hell-bent on hammering the federal government into submission.

We get to do what we like now

Apple, the self-proclaimed guardian of user privacy, is throwing a tantrum over the UK's "back door" into its oh-so-secure iCloud systems.

Class action suit for turning plastic into green

Fruity cargo cult Apple is embroiled in a class action lawsuit alleging its so-called 'carbon neutral' Apple Watches are about as green as a coal-fired power plant.

Bluetooth devices aren’t safe feature

Boffins at George Mason University have uncovered a glaring flaw new feature in Apple's overhyped Find My network.

Throwing toys out of the pram did not benefit the company

Fruity cargo cult Apple’s throwing its toys out of the pram over the British government’s insistence that it provide spooks with a back door has backfired because Apple fanboys don’t give monkey's.