Hey Siri I am being pulled over by a cop with his name badge taped over

An iPhone user created a shortcut that prompts an iPhone to begin recording police interactions by the user simply uttering the phrase: "Hey Siri, I'm getting pulled over."

No port in a storm

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn in which Apple gets rid of all ports on its iPhone cash cow and goes completely wireless.

SE shows flaws in Apple's pricing

The Tame Apple Press has got itself into trouble by looking at the spec of the Apple iPhoneSE and the iPhone 11.

Thinks people will actually want it in four weeks

Apple is delaying the production ramp up of its 2020 flagship smartphones by about a month in the belief that consumer demand might have picked up by then.

Just send a blank email

A security outfit has discovered Apple’s software has been completely insecure for years.

It is so out of date it is practically steam driven

Fruity cargo-cult Apple’s bid to interest the Chinese with a “cheap” version is getting much mock in Bejing.

Tame Apple Press claims it is a good reason to upgrade

Apple’s iPhone has bug which leaks gigabytes of data to the internet, it is not going to fix it and it will break most Apple fanboy’s phone bills.

Apple sues

Ten years ago, David Wang  installed Android on the first-generation iPhone. Now Wang and his colleagues at cybersecurity startup Corellium are doing it again with the ostentatiously titled Project Sandcastle.

Costs $500 million

Fruity cargo cult Apple mysteriously settled in a case where it stood accused of throttling older iPhones to force customers to buy newer models or batteries.

Rian Johnson spills the beans

While fruity cargo-cult Apple tries to get its gear product placed into movies, it insists that it cannot be used by the bad guys.