US-China trade war spoils it for the rest
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TSMC chairman Mark Liu warns

The US-Chinese trade war is driving up costs and limiting the flow of ideas, the chairman of TSMC warned.

Overrated phone gets the most hyped carrier technology
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A year after everyone else

CEO of British Telecom's consumer brands BT and EE Marc Allera claims Apple is days away from launching its first 5G iPhone models.

Apple failing to fix buggy iOS14
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You probably were not expecting this

Fruity cargo cult Apple, whose software genii have in the past failed to write a bug free clock code, or battery control software which does not drain a phone faster than Apple products drain a bank account, are in hot water over its latest super cool iOS software.

Apple blasted by Blix
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21 September 2020

Apple blasted by Blix

Pens snottogram to Euro antitrust supremo

An American app creator has alleged Apple is not playing by the rule book and has taken its complaints offshore to the European bloc, said Reuters.

Epic is a saboteur, not a martyr, moans Apple
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It is trying to stop us making lots of cash

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has asked a court to reject Epic Games' latest bid to get Fortnite back on the App Store, saying the game maker is acting as "a saboteur, not a martyr" in its challenge to Apple's payment system.

US customs are Apple’s enforcers now
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Public servants decide if products will miff Jobs' Mob

US customs appears to be acting as the enforcer for the trillion dollar cargo cult Apple and seizing products which it thinks might anger Jobs' Mob.

Apple's releases are a loud sounding yawn
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Despite all the hype

Apple's product announcements have landed with a loud sounding yawn thanks to the postponed iPhone 12 launch. After all the hype we got the usual incremental Watch updates, iPads with the bare minimum of storage, and a bundle of meh services.

Apple produces COVID-19 masks
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Only for staff for now

Apple has developed two types of masks that the company is beginning to distribute to corporate and retail employees to limit the spread of COVID-19.

Apple counterattacks against Epic Games
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Quake before our mighty briefs puny mortal

Fruity cargo cult Apple has counter attacked in its legal battle with Fortnite creator Epic Games, filing a response and counterclaims alleging that the gaming company breached its contract with Apple.

Italy investigates Apple, Dropbox  and Google
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Charged with making offers no one can refuse

Italy’s competition authority has opened an investigation into cloud storage services operated by Apple, Dropbox  and Google, in response to a number of complaints alleging unfair commercial practices.