
Siri has been spying on users
Selling their conversations for targeted advertising
Despite claiming that “unlike other companies” it was not spying on users and flogging their data to advertisers the fruity cargo cult, Apple has just paid out in a court case where it was doing just that.

Apple fanboys find a use for the iPhone
Measuring incredibly small objects
While the expensive new range of iPhones is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, Apple fanboys have found something they find incredibly useful.
Apple fanboys cue for non-existent product
In front of Apple 5th Avenue store
Tame Apple Press starts building for new iPhone
Lies and twists of logic
Apple fanboys chose tablets over world peace
No wonder they don't care about Chinese sweatshops
Apple fanboys saved from malware explosion

At least for now