Desperate for publicity while wanted for questioning about sex offences in Sweden, Julian Assange has released a ton of paranoid delusion just to remind the world how important he is. Assange has complained that he is under constant surveillance and the victim of smears and falsehoods.

He claimed that Eric Schmidt met with him a couple of years ago and took along a girlfriend of his. That girlfriend, he claims, set about creating a dossier on Assange and his whistleblowing and began sharing it with the US authorities. Apparently, it is in a book that Assange is writing at the Embassy which he hopes will get him some more attention. After all, if Schmidt’s girlfriend compiles a dossier on him, he must be important. 

"What we do know is that the information collected as a result of the interview, very quickly, some parts of it, went to the US State Department, to the top of the US State department," he said.

His downside is that the woman he claims was with Schmidt does not work for the US State Department, she has no formal role in being the back channel for the State Department. However the State Department had known about this visit, because Assange is just so damn important.

Jumping to conclusions in only a way typical of an egocentric person who is not getting enough sun, he reasoned that the chairman of Google was literally in bed in a way with the US State Department. Assange added that Google and the NSA have been cosy since 2002 and that if that agency says "jump", Google jumps.

"This close connection between Google's business activities, its business model, which it can't get away from, and the US government, created an opportunity for the NSA to stick its fangs into everything that Google was collecting," he added. "I'm pretty hard to kill. And I come from a very long-lived family line."

(Fudzilla also maintains a file on Assange, compiled at the request of our reptilian alien overlords and the Illuminati-masonic-neocon-zionist-islamist-banker cabal. Hail Xenu! Ed)