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Apple fanboy nearly gunned down

by on13 August 2015


Blames Canada for losing chance of Darwin award

An Apple fanboy can thank the fact that he was not living in the US and black as a reason why he was not gunned down by police.

Armed police were called to a public beach near Winnipeg, in Canada, after the fanboy was spotted with the realistic lookalike tucked into the waistband of his shorts.

Unlike their US counterparts who would have filled him so full of lead that when he sat down he would make pencil marks. The Canadian coppers adopted a saner approach and after securing the area approached him with tasers.

According to the Winnipeg Sun, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police didn't even fire the tasers as it was clear that he was just an Apple fanboy who had bought one of those stupid novelty cases which are designed to turn an iPhone into a handgun.

We have written about this case before and we are amazed that they are not banned yet. This fanboy handed over the case to the cops. He will not face charges.

It was fortunate that he was not living in the US and black otherwise he would have certainly been collecting a Darwin award.

Still any US copper who fired at him would have raised the average IQ of the world by over reacting.

CMOH IGWwAAAyyL

 

Last modified on 13 August 2015
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