Apple has not said much about the new “kill users in their sleep” feature other than the over-priced devices might overheat and "may pose a fire safety risk".
However, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) has largely ratted out the cargo cult and said that Jobs’ Mob has received 26 reports off users being blessed with batteries overheating.
The fire of Jobs gave five fanboys minor burns and filled the lungs of another with toxic fumes of innovation.
Apple has asked customers to stop using affected MacBook Pro models and to contact the company to initiate a replacement. Apple's recall programme page provides further details and instructions.