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Musk’s brain chip borked
And he can’t turn it off and turn it on again
Elon [look at me] Musk’s attempt to put a computer chip into a person’s brain ran into trouble when the chip borked.
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Musk claims AI will outsmart humans by next year
He probably just means Tesla buyers
Elon [look at me] Musk predicted during an interview with Nicolai Tangen, the chief executive of Norges Bank Investment Management, that new AI models will outsmart humans by the end of next year.
![Musk’s AI started a war on X](/media/k2/items/cache/f6c2596463882d6f2d42f2bbe93f5927_Generic.jpg)
Musk’s AI started a war on X
Claimed Iran had carried out a heavy missile attack on Israel
Elon [look at me] Musk's platform, X, had a bit of a 'mare on 4 April 2024. A headline popped up claiming Iran had lobbed a few heavy missiles at Tel Aviv which caused quite a kerfuffle among users worldwide.
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Musk's price cuts crash Tesla values
Depreciation high
The electric vehicle market is sputtering, with inventories piling up like a traffic jam on the M25, in a desperate bid to keep up, Tesla's been slashing prices like a mad axeman, but it's backfired spectacularly.
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Musk wanted an “for profit” OpenAI
With him in charge
OpenAI has released emails which prove that rich kid Elon [look at me] Musk was not interested in keeping the company as a non-profit – he just wanted to be in charge.
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Musk's £44 billion pay deal gets busted by judge
No one is worth that
The billionaire boss of Tesla, Elon [look at me] Musk, has been told to sling his hook by a Delaware judge who ruled his £44 billion pay deal was too much. The judge said the electric car maker's board was daft to give Musk such a huge package and scrapped it.
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EU investigating Musk’s X
Looks like he will be the first under the new Digital Services Act
Elon [look at me] Musk’s social notworking site X has the dubious honour of being the first company targeted for investigation under the new Digital Services Act.
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Musk gutted when his AI turned out woke
Promises to lobotomise it to stop it from being intelligent
Elon [look at me] Musk was shocked to discover that his AI chatbot Grok was not churning out answers that would please his nutty right-wing target market.
![Musk’s X sees exodus of staff now](/media/k2/items/cache/44941b599a117a1029f293f1895ebc0d_Generic.jpg)
Musk’s X sees exodus of staff now
No one wants to be his friend
Elon [look at me] Musk sees a mass exodus of sales staff from his social notworking outfit X.
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Musk gets tired and emotional over Exodus
Has a rant
It appears that Elon [look at me] Musk has been feeling tired and emotional about the number of big-name advertisers leaving his social notworking site.