After it knifed its partner
Fruity cargo cult Apple is rumoured to be negotiating with Intel to buy the 5G technology that it rejected for its iPhone.
Upgrade them all
Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out a way of forcing its users to upgrade all their cabled gear – it is killing off its Lightning port.
So you can’t upgrade on the cheap
Fruity cargo cult Apple is famous for its expensive SSD upgrades which make expensive machines ridiculously more expensive, but now it appears that the outfit has taken an extra step to force customers to pay its upgrade bill.
We will just make iPhones outside China
Foxconn said that it will rescue its chum Apple from Trump’s out-of-control trade war.
Opinion: Mike Magee's Rave - War of the Worlds kicks off
I never in my wildest dreams – and my dreams are wild, by the way – that I considered that a headline could combine Mandarin, French, English and German. This one has.
It turns out those lock-ins have a knock-on effect
Over the last few years, Apple has quietly killed off the online advertising industry, and in iOS 13, it's kneecapping the digital marketing industry completely.
Persecutes small businessman for crime of daring to fix broken iPhones
Despite being told by a Norwegian court that it had no case, the fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to sue a small businessperson into bankruptcy.
But still thinks it is great
Designers at fruity cargo cult Apple appear to have been sniffing the floor polish again after proudly showing off one of the potentially daftest features for an iPhone.
MacOS was vulnerable for all that time
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has repaired a bug which has been in its operating system for 20 years.
Cut and pastes Fudzilla arguments
You know that there is something wrong when a fanatical Apple fanboy rag like Macworld starts to use phrases to describe the fruity cargo cult which might have come from Fudzilla.