Assassin's Creed goes the full Viking
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Thursday, 30 April 2020 12:00

Assassin's Creed goes the full Viking


You get sausage eggs and spam

Ubisoft has officially announced the next game in its long-running resource hungry Assassin’s Creed series: Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, which adds vikings to the mix.

Assassin’s Creed Odyssey update demanded lesbian women have a baby
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Even if they didn’t want one

An Assassin’s Creed Odyssey update insisted that female characters have a baby, in a move which suggested heroes would only “grow up” when they adopt good conservative values.

Google teams up with Ubisoft
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Tuesday, 02 October 2018 11:48

Google teams up with Ubisoft


Tests streaming with Assassin’s Creed

Google has partnered with Ubisoft to test its video game streaming service by offering the latest instalment of the Assassin’s Creed.



Performance rant

Too many breast pixels