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Woman strips for iPhone 6S in shopping centre

by on01 October 2015


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China appears shocked that Apple's marketing is making people completely insane.

A video of a Chinese woman who becomes so angry because her fairly sensible bloke will not buy her an iPhone 6S, that she takes off all her clothes, has gone viral.

The woman is clearly a tinny short of a six-pack and seems to think that if she ups the ante of her row by taking her clothes off she will get her own way. Of course, it being China it means that if her boyfriend wants to buy an iPhone 6S he will have to sell a kidney to get it. Judging by the woman's reaction she is probably not worth selling any organ for – other than a Rolf Harris stylo-phone of course.

The boyfriend shows considerable common sense and walks off.

The Tame Apple Press is trying to sell the story that it just goes to show how desperate the Chinese are to get their hands on an iPhone. However, they are ignoring the fact that it just shows how batshit crazy Apple fanboys and fangirls are. It really should be accompanied with warnings like:

"They told me that an iPhone would make me feel great, they did not tell me what would happen when I could not buy more."

 

The Chinese media is pontificating about how Chinese youth, which once would have cheerfully lynched intellectuals during the Cultural Revolution, or seeking to overthrow the west, are now wasting its time taking it clothes off for over-expensive yankie smartphones phones.

There is some genuine concern that some of the richer Chinese kids are turning in to stupid spoilt brats. Of course this coincidently is Apple's target market.

Fortunately in this case, the girl in question did not get what she wanted. She just ended up naked, humiliated and all over the Internet – just like the hundreds of starlets who thought their pics would be secure in the iCloud.

Last modified on 01 October 2015
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