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Putin tried to steal Apple users' data
Published in News
Friday, 29 July 2022 11:11

Putin tried to steal Apple users' data


All your Coldplay collections are belong to glorious Russian republic

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Russia’s biggest internet services provider appears to have conducted a special operation to re-routed traffic made by Apple users through its own servers.

Russian robot breaks kid's fingers
Published in News
Monday, 25 July 2022 11:02

Russian robot breaks kid's fingers


Russian TV and officials blame the kid 

A chess-playing robot broke a child's finger during a tournament in Russia last week and the media and authorities were rather too quick to blame the child.

Russia wants to build its own game engine
Published in Gaming


And Ukraine is going to pay for it 

Tsar Putin's  Russia is looking into making its own game engine because support from companies has been pulled followed the invasion of Ukraine.

Russians switching to Linux
Published in News
Friday, 01 July 2022 12:15

Russians switching to Linux


In Putin’s Russia 2023 is the year of Linux on the desktop

Tsar Putin’s invasion of Ukraine is forcing the country to switch to Linux.

China benefiting from western smartphone sanctions in Russia
Published in Mobiles


Market share jumped

China's market share in the Russian smartphone market jumped significantly in May as Western manufacturers paused new sales in in Tsar Putin’s kingdom.

Europe working on a Russian cloud ban
Published in Cloud
Thursday, 09 June 2022 11:43

Europe working on a Russian cloud ban


New sanctions

The European Union is working on a possible ban on the provision of cloud services to Russia as part of new sanctions against the Kremlin for the invasion of Ukraine.

Israeli used Indian hackers to spy for Russian oligarchs
Published in News


Industrial espionage

An Israeli private investigator currently behind bars in the US used Indian hackers to conduct surveillance operations for ultra-wealthy Russians, a court has been told.

Russia mulls joining cryptocurrency scheme
Published in News


I love the smell of ponzi in the morning

Tsar Putin is mulling over allowing cryptocurrency to be used for international payments.

Russian mobile operators start flogging cheap and older communications tech
Published in News


Avoiding inflation


Russia's biggest mobile operator MTS has started selling discounted and used smartphones, offering Russian consumers cheaper alternatives as inflation bites and Western brands suspend shipments.

Russia looks to China to replace Intel and AMD
Published in News


Match the Chinese tires on our military trucks


Tsar Putin has decided he does not need Intel and AMD when he can use Chinese chips which are just as fast and reliable as those decadent western chips, which are probably made by homosexuals.