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Musk rules that the New York Times does not exist
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Unless it pays him to acknowledge them

Supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has ruled that Apple’s favourite fanzine the New York Times does not exist.

Musk admits that Twitter has lost half its value since he took over
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That is the sort of business genius he is

Red-faced supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that he has succeeded in reducing the value of Twitter by a half since he took over.

Musk replaces press office with poop emoji
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Because asking him questions is just asking for trouble

Supreme twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has shown his media genius by sacking his press office and dealing with any press queries by sending journalists an automatic poop emoji.

Musk outsources Twitter code
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Monday, 20 March 2023 11:41

Musk outsources Twitter code


Too difficult to work out what is going on 

Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that he is baffled by the algorithm used to recommend people’s tweets and decided to open source it to see if anyone else can work out what is going on.

Meta works on decentralised, text-based social network app
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Claims it will rival Twitter and Mastodon

Meta is working on a standalone, text-based social network app.

Musk wants to build utopia in Texas
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Friday, 10 March 2023 10:27

Musk wants to build utopia in Texas


Tire fire of the vanities 

Not content with destroying Twitter, CEO Elon [look at me] Musk has found another shiny object to distract him from making money.

Musk hits new low by slagging off employee’s disability
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Public humiliation of disabled hero

Icelandic disabled icon Haraldur “Halli” Thorleifsson found himself at the end of Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s tasteless jokes this week.

Twitter lays off more staff
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Monday, 27 February 2023 11:30

Twitter lays off more staff


Musk gets rid of the engineers who keep the company running

Business genius and supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk laid off more than 50 people from Twitter over the weekend, choosing to let go those who could keep the technical side of the business running.

Musk keeps firing Twitter staff
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Wednesday, 22 February 2023 10:30

Musk keeps firing Twitter staff


Soon he will be all alone in the office with his thank-you card from the Kremlin

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk’s management of Twitter appears limited to firing staff – which he does extremely well.

Twitter chills and allows cannabis adverts
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Thursday, 16 February 2023 10:38

Twitter chills and allows cannabis adverts


It doesn't matter

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk Twitter has decided that his social notworking outfit needs advertising so much he will allow cannabis companies to promote their brands on the platform.