Musk summoned to the Capitol
Elon [look at me] Musk has been summoned to the US Capitol to explain how he foiled a Ukrainian attack on Russia by switching off his Space X satellites.
Ukraine counter-intelligence claims
Russian hackers are flat-out trying to come up with a way to bring down Elon [Musk] Musk's Starlink satellites, Ukraine's counter-intelligence agency has claimed.
He is not worth it Elon
Elon [look at me] Musk’s mum is asking the interwebs not to encourage her boy to have a cage fight with Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg.
Just as it breaks even
Elon [look at me] Musk is about to face a major challenge as the single thing which has kept it propped up throughout his CEO’s management is about to end.
Musk will not be allowed to order Ukraine to surrender
The Pentagon has announced that it will purchase Starlink satellite internet terminals from SpaceX to provide communication capabilities to Ukraine as it defends itself against a full-scale Russian invasion.
Governments and Elon Musk will be energy self-sufficient
A team of boffins have come up with a way to turn air humidity into electricity and continuously producing clean energy with little pollution.
“Evil rating” level up
The US Food and Drugs Administration (FDA) has decided that despite a high death rate amongst his animal test subjects, it is ok for Elon [look at me] Musk to test installing chips into human brains.
Probably giving up on it next year
Most Americans who used Twitter took a break in the past year and many say they will abandon the site in the next year, according to a Pew Research Centre survey.
Just like he did Tesla
The soon to be former supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims he invented OpenAI and even came up with the name.
Censorship is fine so long as I am doing it
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has been accused of being rather selective regarding free speech and is allowing Turkish ruler Recep Tayyip Erdoğan to censor his rivals before crucial elections.