Irish guy beats Musk and wins $600,000
Teaches him a lesson on employment law
An Irish man took Elon [look at me] Musk to court over his employment antics and won.
Musk finds a customer for Tesla Cybertruck
It is now officially now the tool of over-compensating terrorist warlords
While the Tesla Cybertruck has been a disaster in the west, Elon [look at me] Musk has found a customer in the East.
Musk's X flees Brazil amid censorship row
Blaims censorship orders
Elon [look at me] Musk's media platform X has thrown in the towel in Brazil, citing "censorship orders" from Brazilian judge Alexandre de Moraes.
Musk’s AI image generation backfires on him
You probably were not expecting this
Elon [look at me] Musk’s AI chatbot launched a new image generation feature which users immediately used to troll the billionaire.
X’s “White Dudes for Harris” account suspended
Musk blamed for “running scared”
The “White Dudes for Harris” saw their fundraising account for Kamala Harris on Elon [look at me] Musk’s X suspended yesterday.
Musk scrapes X data to feed his AI
We thought he was opposed to that sort of thing
After launching court cases against organisations training AI based on scraping Twitter day, Elon [look at me] Musk has decided “I’ll be ‘aving me some of that.”
Musk’s brain chip borked
And he can’t turn it off and turn it on again
Elon [look at me] Musk’s attempt to put a computer chip into a person’s brain ran into trouble when the chip borked.
Musk’s AI started a war on X
Claimed Iran had carried out a heavy missile attack on Israel
Elon [look at me] Musk's platform, X, had a bit of a 'mare on 4 April 2024. A headline popped up claiming Iran had lobbed a few heavy missiles at Tel Aviv which caused quite a kerfuffle among users worldwide.
Musk wanted an “for profit” OpenAI
With him in charge
OpenAI has released emails which prove that rich kid Elon [look at me] Musk was not interested in keeping the company as a non-profit – he just wanted to be in charge.
Musk's £44 billion pay deal gets busted by judge
No one is worth that
The billionaire boss of Tesla, Elon [look at me] Musk, has been told to sling his hook by a Delaware judge who ruled his £44 billion pay deal was too much. The judge said the electric car maker's board was daft to give Musk such a huge package and scrapped it.