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Musk allowed to conduct medical experiments on humans
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“Evil rating” level up

The US Food and Drugs Administration (FDA) has decided that despite a high death rate amongst his animal test subjects, it is ok for Elon [look at me] Musk to test installing chips into human brains.

Musk presses ahead with Neuralink
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Tuesday, 28 March 2023 11:56

Musk presses ahead with Neuralink

Charlton Heston puts his vest on

Despite approval setbacks and killing more apes than Charlton Heston in Beneath the Planet of the Apes supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk wants to experiment on humans.

Musk blocked from putting chips in people’s brains
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Shedloads of tests still need to be done

Elon [look at me] Musk’s plans to install chips into everyone’s brains have been set back by those pesky government officials who have a few questions about how he planned to do it.

Facebook peddling debunked cancer treatments
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But clamping down on abortion pills

While Facebook is clamping down on advertisers who dare to sell abortion pills to US women who don’t want to obey their local church and have babies, it is allowing them to flog quack cures for cancer which have been debunked by real science.

Fitbit allowed to test for irregular heart rhythm
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Apple been allowed to do that for a while

Fitbit has been given the green light for a new feature that will passively check for atrial fibrillation (AFib), a form of irregular heart rhythm.

Texas judge orders the FDA to release the Pfizer vaccine data "early"
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We can’t wait 75 years because of lack of bandwidth

A federal judge in Texas ordered the Food and Drug Administration to publicise the data it relied on to license Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine,