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Apple fanboys want Intel 12th generation chips
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 12 January 2022 12:33

Apple fanboys want Intel 12th generation chips


At least those who know a bit about PCs

While Jobs Mob does not want to flog a Mac with one of Intel's 12th-generation Core processors, there is support amongst those fanboys who know about PCs to make it happen.

Hackers make merry with Apple’s “security.”
Published in News


But don’t worry Google saves fanboys

Google researchers caught hackers targeting users in Hong Kong exploiting vulnerabilities in Apple's Mac operating system.

A new time of macOS malware is out there
Published in News
Friday, 19 March 2021 10:03

A new time of macOS malware is out there


Being used to attack iOS software developers


The Tame Apple Press has been shocked to report that the macOS software is not invulnerable to attacks as it has been hinting.

MacOS Big Sur bricks older machines
Published in News
Monday, 16 November 2020 12:14

MacOS Big Sur bricks older machines


Apple hopes you will now update

Fruity cargo cult Apple seems to have worked a way around those who refuse to upgrade ancient Macs to the latest and most expensive model – it bricks them.

Apple thinks it can get its macOS running on the iPhone
Published in Mobiles


Tame Apple Press are overjoyed that the the two are coming together

Now that it is moving to purge Intel from its business model, the fruity cargo cult is getting all confident that the ARM-based chips it is creating can be used anywhere.

MacOS Image Capture app steals space
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 29 April 2020 11:43

MacOS Image Capture app steals space


Apple’s software team strikes again

The same people who bought you a watch which could not switch to summer time have developed an app which needlessly steals gigabytes of storage space for Lols.

Linux is the world’s most vulnerable operating system
Published in News


World’s worse are Debian, Android, macOS and Ubuntu

The idea that Microsoft’s Windows is the world’s most buggy and vulnerable operating system is pants, and it is so-called cast iron operating systems like Linux and macOS which are the worst.

Recycling Mac malware makes good sense
Published in News
Tuesday, 03 March 2020 11:57

Recycling Mac malware makes good sense


Saves you lots of time

While Apple fanboys insist that there is no Mac malware out there, a former  National Security Agency former hacker has been recycling mac malware to carry out new missions.

Macs have more malware than Windows
Published in News
Thursday, 13 February 2020 12:15

Macs have more malware than Windows


Seems hackers have got around to noticing

According to cybersecurity software company Malwarebytes' latest State of Malware report, the amount of malware on Macs is outpacing PCs for the first time ever.

Apple’s comedy programming strikes again
Published in News
Tuesday, 05 December 2017 11:30

Apple’s comedy programming strikes again


Novice security flaw patch destroyed by update

Apple’s comedy programming team has struck again and released a software update which undoes an emergency security patch which undid a security flaw which was so basic a toddler on crack would not have written it.