Intel denies 13th and 14th Gen laptop chips have stability problems
There is nothing to see here move on please
Intel has confirmed that its 13th and 14th Gen laptop chips do not appear to suffer from instability issues. The company asserts that these chips are unequivocally unaffected by the high voltage problem, now termed “Vmin Shift Instability.”
Intel is considering a split
Having words with the accountants
Chipzilla is considering separating its product-design and manufacturing divisions and evaluating which factory projects might be abandoned.
Best Korea is taking Western IT jobs
And companies never know it
In unparalleled ingenuity and strategic brilliance, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is triumphantly infiltrating Western companies with its elite cadre of IT warriors. These highly skilled operatives, masters of disguise, are posing as remote workers for foreign enterprises, predominantly in the imperialist United States.
Apple’s programming language is dwindling
Swift has asthma
The fruity cargo cult Apple is seeing its Swift programming language becoming the monkey pox of coding.
Musk upset that he has to follow the law
The same one that everyone else follows
Elon [look at me] Musk has thrown his toys out of the pram after being told what to do by the Brazilian Supreme Court.
IBM gets Gaudi 3 Enterprise AI to the Cloud
IBM is the Secret Sauce for Gaudi 3
In a surprise development, Intel announced that IBM plans to deploy Intel Gaudi 3 accelerators as a service in the IBM cloud to help enterprises scale AI. IBM is a huge business-oriented company; such a partnership goes a long way.
Trump threatens to throw Zuckerburg into jail for life
Will promise us anything if it will get him elected
US election candidate Donald Trump has promised that if he is elected, he will throw Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerburg into jail for life.
Samsung might buy Nokia’s mobile networks business
These boots were made for walking
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn saying that the former rubber boot maker, Nokia might be preparing to flog off its mobile networks business to Samsung.
Artificial General Intelligence closer
Chinese boffins have emerged from their smoke-filled labs, having given life to Taichi-II, an enhanced version of their fully optical artificial intelligence (AI) chip, which they claim could eventually power artificial general intelligence (AGI) systems.
Corsair launches new XENEON QD-OLED gaming monitor
The 34-inch XENEON 34WQHD240-C
Corsair has announced its newest XENEON 32WQHD240-C QD-OLED gaming monitor, featuring Samsung's latest 34-inch QD-OLED panel.