Ex-Apple executive realises iPad is pointless
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Thursday, 24 November 2022 11:21

Ex-Apple executive realises iPad is pointless


What was Jobs thinking of?

Ex-Apple executive and longtime Apple commentator Jean-Louis Gassee has suddenly woken up and realised that the iPad had no use and is dying off.

10th-generation iPad uses an old pencil
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Wednesday, 19 October 2022 13:09

10th-generation iPad uses an old pencil


Will need to be charged seperately

In a move to show how bleeding edge it is, the fruity cargo cult is reverting back to its first generation Apple Pencil for the new 10th-generation iPad.

Apple admits iPhones, iPad and iMacs have serious security risk
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Attackers could have complete control of your Coldplay and U2 collection

Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that its faultless, super-cool, operating system which rules across all its devices has a feature that allows a naughty person to take control of the machine.

Apple says hit the road jack to iPad
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Friday, 05 August 2022 12:52

Apple says hit the road jack to iPad


Entry-level iPad loses useful tool

Apple's upcoming entry-level iPad is rumored to cut the 3.5mm headphone jack which while being incredibly useful had been purged from Jobs' Mob's line up ages ago.

Netflix works a way around Apple's tax
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Monday, 25 July 2022 11:22

Netflix works a way around Apple's tax


Expect a visit from the boys 

Media streaming outfit Netflix has earned the wrath of the Tame Apple Press by working a way around paying a huge amount to the fruity cargo cult Apple for doing very little.

Apple fanboy jailed over iPad
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Wednesday, 13 July 2022 10:47

Apple fanboy jailed over iPad


Apparently, sex pests can’t own them without telling the authorities

A sex pest was jailed for a year after ignoring a court order which prevented him from using a shiny iPad unless he told coppers first.

Apple's new entry-level iPad could come with A14 chip
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Go the way of USB-C as well

According to the latest report, the new entry-level iPad from Apple could come with the A14 chip, 5G connectivity, as well as finally switch to a USB-C port.

Apple fixes two critical zero-day vulnerabilities
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iPhones, iPads, and Macs wide open

Apple released fixes for two critical zero-day vulnerabilities in iPhones, iPads, and Macs that give hackers dangerous access to the devices internals.

Apple iPhones need an urgent update
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Friday, 11 February 2022 13:19

Apple iPhones need an urgent update


Apparently the security is wide open again

Apple has released an update for its iPhone and iPad for an already exploited attack which exploits a software bug.

Tablet market grows
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Tuesday, 01 February 2022 10:53

Tablet market grows


Apple still in charge

Worldwide tablet shipments rose to 168.8 million last year, up about five million from 2020 shipments.