Start-up takes on Jobs’ Mob
David versus Goliath
The Tame Apple Press is fuming that a start-up is daring to say that it invented something Apple put on its iWatch.
Apple watch’s blood pressure test delayed
But it might work in 2024
Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple’s attempts to turn it is iWatch into a medical device have hit a snag.
Apple Watch grasses up its owner
Tells the police he faked an attack
A bloke who thought it would be a wizard wheeze to pretend to be stabbed by a neo-Nazi has been grassed up by his iWatch.
iWatch might have been made by kids
Apple investigates the latest claim
The fruity cargo cult Apple is at the centre of another child-labour scandal – this time over its smartwatch.
Apple Watch shuts down when you ask it the weather
Another daylight savings glitch
Comedy developers at Apple have cocked up the programming for summer time yet again, and this time it has resulted in the Apple Watch shutting down when you ask it about the weather.
Apple admits its new Watch 3 is borked
Wants you to pay for it any way
Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has admitted that its new Apple 3 watch is borked but it is going to sell it to Apple fanboys at the end of the week anyway.
Feature phone users are a weird bunch
Dinosaurs yes, broke no
A new survey pours cold water on the myth that people use feature phones because they can't afford a smartphone.
Fitbit is the king of wearables
Apple fails miserably, despite cuckoo press stories
You might not be aware of it, because the Tame Apple Press is going on an offensive, but Apple is losing the wearable’s market to Fitbit.
Samsung plans two new smartwatches
Gear S3 Frontier and S3 Classic out next month
Samsung has announced that it will be releasing the Galaxy Gear S3 smartwatch next month.
iWatch banned from British Cabinet
Michael Gove was too insecure
The UK government has banned Apple's iWatch from its government Cabinet meetings because they can be easily knocked over by the Russians.