Apple preparing to stuff up USB-C switch
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Monday, 14 August 2023 11:28

Apple preparing to stuff up USB-C switch


At least according to rumours

The dark satanic rumour mill is suggesting that Apple is preparing to undo the shift to USB-C by being a bit stupid about it.

EU warns Apple it cannot play monopoly with USB-C
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Defeats the point of the law

The EU is concerned that the fruity cargo cult Apple is working to bypass a new law introducing USB-C as the standard power cable in Europe.

Apple takes revenge on EU's USB-C requirements
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We will limit what it can do

Fruity-cargo cult Apple is so angry that the EU forced it to dump its lightning port in favour of USB-C that it is introducing a limited version of the spec in its iPhone 15.

Apple told to pull its finger out on USB-C
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Friday, 09 December 2022 12:10

Apple told to pull its finger out on USB-C


It has until December 2024

Apple has been told that it has until December 2024 to get rid of its Lightning sockets or face the music.

Apple plans to keep USB-C cable speeds low
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Friday, 18 November 2022 11:30

Apple plans to keep USB-C cable speeds low


We can't admit that Lightning was a dumb move

Fruity cargo cult Apple is so angry that the EU has forced it to move to USB-C instead of its lightning cable, it is planning to release an older slower version for its iPhone 15 Pro models.

Apple touts USB-C as a “coming feature”
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Tuesday, 11 October 2022 11:20

Apple touts USB-C as a “coming feature”


We invented it, it was not forced on us

The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to claim that Apple’s move to USB-C with next year’s iPhone 15 series was not forced upon it by the EU, want was actually part of a cunning plan to bring better technology to users.

Apple forced to use USB-C
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Wednesday, 05 October 2022 10:44

Apple forced to use USB-C


EU closes down another Apple money spinner 

Anyone would think that the EU does not want Apple to make a ton of cash at the expense of its users -- it has now past a law that Jobs's Mob must use the same charger as everyone else and bring convience and cheaper prices to Apple fanboys. 

Brazil cracks down on Apple nuts
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Thursday, 30 June 2022 11:36

Brazil cracks down on Apple nuts


Looking at forcing them to use USB-C 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple might be forced to provide USB-C chargers in its iPhones in Brazil.

Apple's new entry-level iPad could come with A14 chip
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Go the way of USB-C as well

According to the latest report, the new entry-level iPad from Apple could come with the A14 chip, 5G connectivity, as well as finally switch to a USB-C port.

UK government give Apple a free pass
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Thursday, 09 June 2022 11:38

UK government give Apple a free pass


Will not enforce a USB Type-C charger

The UK government says it is not "currently considering" copying European Union plans for a common charging cable.