Don’t let Musk drill into your skull
UK NHS doctor calls out Musk’s approach to working with the brain
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s attempts to build cyber interfaces between humans and machines have been given a kick in the nadgers by one of his rivals.
Musk kills Twitter Apps
Borked all of them today
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has ordered that all third-party clients on Twitter shall be exterminated.
Twitter flogs office furniture in garage sale as profits plummet
Musk’s business genius in action
Social notworking site Twitter, which has been skilfully reconstructed by its supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk in his own image, has lost 40 per cent of its revenue in a year.
Twitter workers denied court case
Musk has Pyrrhic victory over sacked workers
A US judge has ruled that workers sacked by Elon [look at me] Musk have no legal right to sue in a real court and must go to private arbitration instead.
Musk's Twitter borks third party apps
Conspiracy or just a lack of staff?
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s plan to run Twitter with no staff appears to be coming unstuck as the site’s app appears borked, and there is no one around to fix it.
UK could jail social media bosses
If they don't do enough to protect children
The UK’s Online Safety Bill could be amended to include jail terms for social media bosses who fail to meet the requirements of the law.
Musk is the biggest loser in history
Business "genius" lost $183 billion
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is officially the biggest loser in the world regarding losing a personal fortune.
Musk tries to move long running trial to Texas
Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him.
Twitter will allow more political adverts
So stick around things could get worse
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has taken time from his busy schedule of firing staff, avoiding the landlord, and saving money by making employees bring their own bog roll to work, by allowing political parties to flood the social notworking site with adverts.
Musk sued because he forgot to pay the rent
Musk insists workers bring their own bog roll to work to save cash
Self proclaimed financial genius and supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has been sued by his landlord for failing to pay the rent in his San Francisco office and bought in daft cost cutting measures including insisting that staff bring in their own bog roll.