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Amazon falls to leave the atmosphere
Published in News
Friday, 30 July 2021 12:19

Amazon falls to leave the atmosphere


It's what happens when your CEO is trying to get into orbit

It seems that Amazon might be playing the price for its CEO’s obsession about getting into space.

Bezos agrees that space jollies are not the best use of his cash
Published in News


Yeah, should be doing a bit more about the environment

Former Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, who became the first man to ride into space on a giant sex toy, has agreed that it probably was not a good use of his stonking wealth.

Bezos exits Amazon
Published in News
Tuesday, 06 July 2021 12:23

Bezos exits Amazon


Andy Jassy from Clouds takes over

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos stepped down as CEO yesterday, handing over the keys to the executive drinks cabinet to Andy Jassy.

Branson goes to space on July 11
Published in Transportation
Friday, 02 July 2021 11:23

Branson goes to space on July 11


Nine days before Bezos, is a small step for beardie kind

In one of the saddest space races for humanity, it looks like Richard Branson is going to beat Jeff Bezos into space.

Race is on to put a rich white guy in space
Published in Transportation


One small step for capitalism


The race is on to put a rich white billionaire in space with the main runners being Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos.

Bezos will be the world's first trillionaire
Published in News


Unless the revolution takes him out

A company which allows small- to medium-sized firms to compare different business products, has added up some numbers and reached the conclusion that the world's first trillionaire will likely be Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos.

Woman taxes Jeff Bezos
Published in News
Monday, 08 July 2019 12:08

Woman taxes Jeff Bezos


Gives money to Bill Gates

A woman has succeeded where multiple governments have not and taxed the earnings of Amazon’s Jeff Bezos.

Saudi government spied on Bezos
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 01 April 2019 10:35

Saudi government spied on Bezos


Accessed his private files turned the dirt over to a rival newspaper

The security chief for Amazon chief executive Jeff Bezos said on Saturday that the Saudi government had access to Bezos' phone and gained private information from it.

Amazon thinking of abandoning New York amid protests
Published in News


We made it there we can make it anywhere

Online retailer Amazon is exploring alternatives to locating part of its new headquarters in New York in case the plan should fail due to local opposition.

Amazon plots home robots
Published in IoT
Monday, 23 April 2018 17:32

Amazon plots home robots


Strike a light

We've had robot vacuum cleaners for quite a few years, but now it seems Amazon is working on a more ambitious project.