Tests it out on the Kiwis because he does not think they will complain

Elon [look at me] Musk has decided to test out charging users to post on his social notworking site X.

Sorting out dissent medieval style

A Saudi court has sentenced a man to death over his posts on X and YouTube as Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman cracks down on defiance in the kingdom.

Just as it breaks even

Elon [look at me] Musk is about to face a major challenge as the single thing which has kept it propped up throughout his CEO’s management is about to end.

Discovered first hand the depths of Elon Musk’s cuts

A bloke who was duffed up by a mickey mouse outfit is probably regretting turning a man who blows up rockets to help him launch his presidential campaign.

If they are quick

WhatsApp users can finally edit their messages.

Probably giving up on it next year

Most Americans who used Twitter took a break in the past year and many say they will abandon the site in the next year, according to a Pew Research Centre survey.

Censorship is fine so long as I am doing it

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has been accused of being rather selective regarding free speech and is allowing Turkish ruler Recep Tayyip Erdoğan to censor his rivals before crucial elections.

Linda Yaccarino handed a poisoned chalice

Former supreme twit Elon [Look at Me] Musk has named Linda Yaccarino as the new Twitter CEO who will come in and attempt to make it all work after he has pretty much destroyed the company. 

She starts in six weeks

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has finally admitted that the social notworking business is a lot harder than it looks and has hired a new CEO (not pictured) to sort it out for him.

Musk asks if nazi shooter really was a nazi

Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s Twitter is the go-to site if you want graphic pictures from Saturday’s mass shooting in Texas which killed nine and wounded seven.