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Musk shrugs off mass outage
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Thursday, 29 December 2022 10:30

Musk shrugs off mass outage


It works for me, it does not have to work for you scum

As Twitter crashed and burned in a global outage, its supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk played his lyre and told users everything was ok, because “it worked for him.”

Musk says he will quit as Twitter CEO one of these days
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He will just keep making the important decisions 

Supreme Twitt Elon [Look at me] Musk has promised to quit as CEO of Twitter as soon as he can find "someone foolish enough to take the job."

Twitter users vote Musk off the platform
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Tuesday, 20 December 2022 10:43

Twitter users vote Musk off the platform


Musk’s “tell me you love me” promotion fails

Elon [look at me] Musk’s moves to gain user support for his plans to turn Twitter into a right-wing hate mill by asking users to tell him how wonderful he was backfired spectacularly.

Musk purges more accounts of those who disagree with him
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Heading towards a collision with European regulators 

Supreme Twit Elon [I is rich, look at me] Musk appears to be highly selective about those allowed “free speech” in his glorious new world.

Twitter’s Jiminy Cricket has been shut down
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Tuesday, 13 December 2022 12:03

Twitter’s Jiminy Cricket has been shut down


We don't need no conscience any more

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has shut down the council which acted as the company’s conscience on key issues like bullying, hate speech, suicide and what constituted child porn.

Twitter denies it has been hacked again
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Tuesday, 13 December 2022 10:56

Twitter denies it has been hacked again


Data circulating was stolen in an old hack

Twitter confirmed that a "new" leak of millions of members' profiles, including private phone numbers and email addresses, was actually data stolen in an older data breach the company it revealed in August. 

Musk threatened staff who called the authorities on him
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You have been assimilated and will comply 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is furious that Twitter staff have been calling authorities to investigate his dubious antics since taking over the company.

Musk fires more women than men
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Friday, 09 December 2022 11:44

Musk fires more women than men


We guess women don’t find him as clever as he thinks he is  

When supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk conducted his purge of staff at Twitter, it appeared that he had a problem with the genitals of his engineers and fired those he considered had the wrong bits.

Twitter investigated for turning offices into bedrooms
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Staff appear to have reported Musk

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s refusal to let his staff go home until they have met his ridiculous deadlines appear to have gotten him into trouble with San Francisco city planners.

Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short
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Wednesday, 30 November 2022 11:49

Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short


Easier than blaming himself

Supreme Twit, Elon [Look at me] Musk is blaming Apple for delays to his revamped Norwegian Blue subscription.