Apple hit by another class action
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 26 January 2021 13:15

Apple hit by another class action


Tame Apple Press reports "Apple has more class"

A third class action lawsuit has been filed in Europe against Apple seeking compensation -- for what Italy's Altroconsumo consumer protection agency dubs "planned obsolescence" of a number of iPhone 6 models.

Apple reshuffles
Published in News
Tuesday, 26 January 2021 11:48

Apple reshuffles


Tame Apple Press moist over "new project" rumours

When most companies remove a long standing manager from a role, the tech press gets suspicious, but when it applies to Apple, rumours start of a new game changing project which will put Apple back on the map.

Apple set to ditch iPhone Lightning port
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 19 January 2021 11:32

Apple set to ditch iPhone Lightning port


Shocking new cuts prove Apple can't conduct itself properly

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been progressively cutting functionality from its iPhones starting with the headphone plug, but now it seems that its policy of offering users less for more money is continuing.

Apple removes anti-security feature
Published in News
Friday, 15 January 2021 12:41

Apple removes anti-security feature


Allowed Apple apps to bypass third party firewalls

Apple has removed a controversial feature from the macOS operating system that allowed 53 of Apple's own apps to bypass third-party firewalls, security tools, and VPN apps installed by users for their protection.

Apple and Hyundai will make "Apple car"
Published in Transportation
Monday, 11 January 2021 11:47

Apple and Hyundai will make "Apple car"


Autonomous electric cars available in 2024

Hyundai Motor and the fruity cargo cult Apple will sign a partnership deal on autonomous electric cars by March and start production around 2024 in the United States.

Apple "invents" foldable phone
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 05 January 2021 11:21

Apple "invents" foldable phone


Anyone else who claims to have invented it is a liar

Fruity cargo cult Apple has apparently invented a foldable iPhone, long after its rivals took the plunge and innovated the idea and made it work.

Apple claim it invented security software backfires
Published in News


Loses Corellium case

Apple's claims to have invented Corellium security software have been thrown out of court.

Apple’s cloud tanks over Chrimbo
Published in Cloud
Monday, 28 December 2020 09:08

Apple’s cloud tanks over Chrimbo


All that reliability

On the day after Christmas, Apple noted that some users were still having a problem with the storage service.

Microsoft developing its own chips
Published in News
Wednesday, 23 December 2020 10:48

Microsoft developing its own chips

 

Looks like Apple was not the only one

Software King of the world Microsoft is designing its own processors to be used in cloud systems and Surface computers as part of a cunning plan to reduce reliance on Intel.

Musk tried to flog Tesla to Apple
Published in News
Wednesday, 23 December 2020 10:09

Musk tried to flog Tesla to Apple


Tim Cook could not be bothered

While the Tame Apple Press, and Wall Street have become all moist about Apple's return to making cars, it appears that Tim Cook had a Microsoft moment over another car maker a few years ago.