Epic buys an old shopping mall
Published in Gaming
Tuesday, 05 January 2021 11:28

Epic buys an old shopping mall


For an HQ rather than a car chase

Epic Games is buying an old shopping mall -- with nearly one million square feet of space -- and plans to convert it into its new global headquarters by 2024.

Cook and Federighi in the dock in Epic lawsuit
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Time to face the laywers

A judge has ordered Apple to produce Tim Cook and Craig Federighi to testify for the Apple versus Epic lawsuit, and they must produce required documents before the next hearing.

Epic loses antitrust injunction
Published in Gaming
Monday, 12 October 2020 11:17

Epic loses antitrust injunction


Apple fanboys celebrate at the prospect of paying more money

Epic Games "did not win its preliminary injunction in its antitrust action against Apple, which would have forced Apple to allow Fortnite back onto the iPhone, iPad, and Mac".

Epic is a saboteur, not a martyr, moans Apple
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Thursday, 17 September 2020 12:47

Epic is a saboteur, not a martyr, moans Apple


It is trying to stop us making lots of cash

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has asked a court to reject Epic Games' latest bid to get Fortnite back on the App Store, saying the game maker is acting as "a saboteur, not a martyr" in its challenge to Apple's payment system.

Fortnite's new season cannot be played on Apple gear
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Epic Games confirms no more updates

Fortnite's next season is about to start, but Apple fanboys might need to move to Windows or Android to play it.

Epic wins court order against Apple antics
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Wednesday, 26 August 2020 11:08

Epic wins court order against Apple antics


Significant risk to Unreal Engine

Fruity cargo cult Apple has lost its attempt to cause huge problems for the gaming industry because Epic Games stood up to it.

Apple ramps up attacks on Epic
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Tuesday, 18 August 2020 12:21

Apple ramps up attacks on Epic


You will do what you are told

Jobs' Mob is planning to terminate Epic Games' access to its App Store and app development tools and punish any third party developers who work with the company, in a bid to make the game maker do what it is told.

Apple’s Epic battle kicks off
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 14 August 2020 10:10

Apple’s Epic battle kicks off


Law suits and pure comedy

Fruity cargo cult Apple has stupidly engaged in a war with Epic – the makers of Fortnite.

Godfall gets a gameplay trailer
Published in Gaming
Tuesday, 16 June 2020 14:52

Godfall gets a gameplay trailer


Not running on Unreal Engine 5

Gearbox has released its new Godfall trailer which shows a few more details about the actual gameplay and how the game works, and no, it is not based on Unreal Engine 5.

Epic confirms new unreal engine will not work on a Commodore 64
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Tim Sweeney warns the eighties

Epic games' Tim Sweeney has felt the need to remind the the world that Unreal Engine 5 won't work on the Commodore 64.