Microsoft scraps Cortana in Windows
Published in News
Monday, 14 August 2023 11:56

Microsoft scraps Cortana in Windows


Gone the way of the paperclip

As expected, Microsoft has scrapped its digital assistant Cortana in Windows 11.

Voice assistants were too dumb says Microsoft boss
Published in IoT


Siri, Alexa and Cortana never reached full potential 

After years of telling us that the Internet of Things powered by voice activated assistants were going to be a big thing, Big Tech is finally admitting that they were too dumb to do what was claimed.

Steve Ballmer wanted Cortana to be called Bingo
Published in Mobiles


More Microsoft branded

The much missed, shy and retiring, delightfully understated former Microsoft CEO Steve “there’s a kind of hush” Ballmer wanted to call Voles Cortana AI “Bingo.”

Microsoft consigns Cortana to scrap yard
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 03 August 2020 10:36

Microsoft consigns Cortana to scrap yard


Standalone mobile apps shut down

Software King of the World Microsoft is planning to shut down its standalone Cortana mobile apps as it refocuses on business users.

Don't ask Siri or Cortana for medical advice
Published in AI
Monday, 03 February 2020 10:43

Don't ask Siri or Cortana for medical advice


Might as well ask the cat, implies new study

Apple's Siri and Microsoft's Cortana offered first aid advice which was so bad they might as well have suggested a course of leeches, a study has suggested.

Cortana mobile app joins Clippy
Published in News
Tuesday, 19 November 2019 11:37

Cortana mobile app joins Clippy


Vole gives up on Cortana  mobile voice assistant

The Cortana mobile app is going the way of all Microsoft’s assistants.

Microsoft's Cortana boss clears off
Published in News
Wednesday, 07 November 2018 11:37

Microsoft's Cortana boss clears off


Only been in charge for a year

Corporate Vice President of Cortana Javier Soltero is calling it quits after being in charge of Cortana for less than a year.

Microsoft blocks alternative search engines from Cortana
Published in News

Claims it is protecting users, mostly from malicious engines

On Thursday, in a move that may upset some Windows 10 users, Microsoft began systematically blocking all search engines other than Microsoft Bing for use with its Cortana search box and Edge web browser, citing reasons including reliability and "search experience unpredictability."

Cortana refuses to work for Nadella
Published in News
Thursday, 17 September 2015 13:12

Cortana refuses to work for Nadella


Got on better with Ballmer

Cortana might be pretty good at its job but it seems that it folds whenever the boss is around. In fact, it not only folds it shows him up completely.

Hey Cortana, Tell Me About Cyanogen
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 14 September 2015 14:09

Hey Cortana, Tell Me About Cyanogen


Microsoft's relationship with Cyanogen never better.

More news involving Microsoft and Android. After Cortana became available for the platform as an app, Cyanogen has announced the virtual assistant's deep integration into its Android fork.