iPhone 14 and Pro Max are Apple’s albatross
And of course you don’t get wafers with it -- its a seabird
Fruity cargo cult Apple is fast discovering its “charge more for less technology” model is starting to fall flat as its latest Apple's iPhone 14 Pro and Pro Max model shipments miss market expectations by up to 20 million units.
iPhone 14 bug list keeps increasing
Looks like this one is a lemon but still claims it is the zest
The list of issues for iPhone 14 and iPhone 14 Pro buyers keeps getting longer and it seems another day can't go by without a fanboy complaining about another.
iPhone 14 calls 911 during roller-coaster ride
It got a bit scared
The iPhone 14 might need to man up a bit. Apple's latest phone apparently panics on roller coaster rides and dials 911 for help.
iPhone 14 losing value fast
Better to buy or keep your earlier model
Popular used phone retailer SellCell, has published a detailed depreciation report comparing iPhone 13 and iPhone 14 models and found that Apple’s new handset loses value twice as fast as its predecessor.
Apple iPhone 14 Plus pre-orders plummet
Apparently offering less for more is no longer an effective price strategy
Pre-orders for the iPhone 14 Plus have dropped showing its cunning plan of offering base models in standard and larger 'plus' sizes, as opposed to last year's 'mini' - is a failure.
Iphone 14 ships with an out-of-date OS
Update on day one
Fruity-cargo cult Apple did not ship its latest iOS in its iPhone 14 release for reasons known only to Steve Jobs.
The iPhone 14 and iPhone 14 Plus get the old A15 chipset
The iPhone 14 kills the mini and there is no rumored Max
Apple has unveiled its bread and butter of the iPhone lineup, the iPhone 14 and the iPhone 14 Plus, both of which will retain the same design, get slightly better cameras, the A15 Bionic from the iPhone 13 Pro series, and the new satellite messaging service.
Apple rolls out iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max
Pill-shaped notch, better cameras, new A16 chipset
At its big iPhone event, Apple unveiled its new flagship Pro-series smartphones, the iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max, bringing a slight change in the design with the pill-shaped notch, the new A16 Bionic chip, and new cameras.
Tame Apple Press claims iPhone 14 will make users look prettier
Good luck with that
The Tame Apple Press claims that Apple’s coming iPhone 14 will come with photography enhancements which will make them look prettier.