Time to cash out of this sinking ship
Several Chinese electronics retailers including Alibaba-backed Suning and JD.com have slashed iPhone prices this week, after they realised that shifting them is nearly impossible at the prices Jobs' Mob wanted.
They are not even using Genius bars
Apple supreme Dalek Tim Cook has found another reason why Apple sales are falling – those evil users are repairing their old phones.
Where no one can afford them
Fruity cargo cult Apple will begin assembling its top end iPhones in India through the local unit of Foxconn as early as 2019.
We charged you more and you paid it
It looks like those who thought they were getting value for money by spending more on the new iPhones and MacBooks will be disappointed – Apple appears to have admitted its build quality has slipped.
You can’t afford them
Coppers have been told not to look at suspects iPhones so that they can be unlocked at a later date.
Feature supplied by shunning Qualcomm
Apple fanboys are starting to moan that their new super expensive iPhones have a pretty terrible signal and noticeably slower speeds when comparing their new phones to their older models.
Apple move will hurt audio chip supplier Cirrus Logic.
Apple's older iPhones will no longer include lightning-to-headphone jack adapters and Barclays has warned that this would hurt audio chip supplier Cirrus Logic.
You say tit, and I say tat
The legal team at Apple have fired off a countersuit against Qualcomm, claiming that the chip firms' Snapdragon semiconductors use elements of its own patents.
Trial production begins
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a yarn which claims that Foxconn is having a few problems making the new iPhones (7s, 7s Plus and iPhone 8), but it turns out this might not be true.
Breaking out of Jobs' walled garden