China retailers slash iPhone prices
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 11 January 2019 12:42

China retailers slash iPhone prices


Time to cash out of this sinking ship

Several Chinese electronics retailers including Alibaba-backed Suning and JD.com have slashed iPhone prices this week, after they realised that shifting them is nearly impossible at the prices Jobs' Mob wanted.

Cook blames users repairing iPhones for woes
Published in Mobiles


They are not even using Genius bars

Apple supreme Dalek Tim Cook has found another reason why Apple sales are falling – those evil users are repairing their old phones.

Apple and Foxconn to start building iPhones in India
Published in Mobiles


Where no one can afford them

Fruity cargo cult Apple will begin assembling its top end iPhones in India through the local unit of Foxconn as early as 2019.

Apple admits more quality problems in iPhones and MacBooks
Published in Mobiles


We charged you more and you paid it

It looks like those who thought they were getting value for money by spending more on the new iPhones and MacBooks will be disappointed – Apple appears to have admitted its build quality has slipped.

Police told not to look at iPhones
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 15 October 2018 12:04

Police told not to look at iPhones


You can’t afford them

Coppers have been told not to look at suspects iPhones so that they can be unlocked at a later date.

New iPhones have poor reception
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 25 September 2018 10:45

New iPhones have poor reception


Feature supplied by shunning Qualcomm

Apple fanboys are starting to moan that their new super expensive iPhones have a pretty terrible signal and noticeably slower speeds when comparing their new phones to their older models.

Older iPhones will lose dongles
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 17 September 2018 11:48

Older iPhones will lose dongles


Apple move will hurt audio chip supplier Cirrus Logic.

Apple's older iPhones will no longer include lightning-to-headphone jack adapters and Barclays has warned that this would hurt audio chip supplier Cirrus Logic.

Apple ups the legal ante
Published in News
Wednesday, 29 November 2017 16:53

Apple ups the legal ante


You say tit, and I say tat

The legal team at Apple have fired off a countersuit against Qualcomm, claiming that the chip firms' Snapdragon semiconductors use elements of its own patents.

Foxconn making 200 iPhones a day
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 25 July 2017 11:26

Foxconn making 200 iPhones a day


Trial production begins


The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a yarn which claims that Foxconn is having a few problems making the new iPhones (7s, 7s Plus and iPhone 8), but it turns out this might not be true.

Friday, 09 July 2010 10:27

Outfit unlocks a million iPhones

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Breaking out of Jobs' walled garden