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A morality cabal of Debian users tried to knife Torvalds
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He is too rude and our mothers’ object

A morality cabal of Debian users had a go at censoring IT’s Mr Sweary Linus Torvalds in 2014 according to a leak of documents from Debian-private.

Intel's AVX512 needs to die a painful death
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Linux creator moans

Linux creator Linus Torvalds was back on form while talking about Advanced Vector Extensions 512 (AVX-512) found on select Intel processors. 

Torvalds signs off on banning a list of racist words
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Linux team ends the use of 'slaves'

Linus Torvalds approved a new and more inclusive terminology for the Linux kernel code and documentation which means the end of words which might be racist or generally backward.

Torvalds dumps Intel for AMD
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Monday, 25 May 2020 11:38

Torvalds dumps Intel for AMD


First time in 15 years

IT’s Mr Sweary Linus Torvalds took time out from his latest version of the Linux kernel to announce he had abandoned Intel after 15 years.

Linus is not worried about Microsoft take over
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How I quit worrying and learnt to love the Vole

While other open sorcerers are worried about Microsoft's influence on their community, IT's Mr Sweary Linus Torvalds is not too concerned.

Linus Torvalds mutters about social media
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Thursday, 04 April 2019 13:10

Linus Torvalds mutters about social media


Encourages bad behaviour – so now you know

Inventor of Linux and IT’s Mr Sweary Linus Torvalds has revealed his dislike of Social networking.

Linus Torvalds is back in charge
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Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:31

Linus Torvalds is back in charge


We don't know if he is back to being Mr Sweary

After taking some time off to figure out who he wants to be, the creator of Linux is back.

Linus Torvalds turns to gadget reviews
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Monday, 24 July 2017 06:00

Linus Torvalds turns to gadget reviews


This Nvidia card is f*cking sh*t

The IT industry Mr Sweary, Linus Torvalds has found time in his busy schedule to review gadgets

Linux will eventually be desktop king
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Friday, 08 April 2016 09:52

Linux will eventually be desktop king


Even if it takes another 25 years

Linux inventor Linus Torvalds has told the world that he has not given up on replacing Windows on the desktop with his glorious creation.

Monday, 19 March 2012 13:27

Linux 3.3 does not hit the shops

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