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IPhone 7 might have a heating problem
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 13:50

IPhone 7 might have a heating problem


Don’t expect a recall

Apple appears to be trying to copy Samsung by having its iPhone 7s catch fire.

Apple’s Airbuds delays "bogus"
Published in IoT
Thursday, 03 November 2016 13:34

Apple’s Airbuds delays "bogus"


They will be late but not that late

Apple’s overpriced and infinitely losable earbuds are seeing delays getting to market and no one is sure when they will hit the shops.

Apple delays launch of expensive new wireless ear-buds
Published in IoT


Now hear this

Fruity tax dodging cargo-cult Apple has put the brakes on the release of its super-expensive and largely pointless ear-buds.

Apple throttles the speed on cheapest iPhone 7
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 20 October 2016 11:15

Apple throttles the speed on cheapest iPhone 7


You have to upgrade

The fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has a natty way to force those who splashed out on the entry model iPhone 7 to upgrade to the more expensive version – it gave it slower memory.

iPhone 6 class action starts
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 10 October 2016 11:30

iPhone 6 class action starts


We don't normally like using the word class and Apple being in the same sentence

While the Tame Apple Press is peddling the iPhone 7, a class action has begun over a serious fault in the previous generation.

Dialog does better than expected
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 07 October 2016 13:27

Dialog does better than expected


But Apple's iPhone 7 was not responsible

The Tame Apple Press has created a fake rise in the price of Apple shares by claiming that the success of its favourite toy maker is responsible for a surprise rise in the profits of the German Dialog Semiconductor.

Why you should care about the iPhone 7 modem
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 06 October 2016 13:35

Why you should care about the iPhone 7 modem


Experience meets feature

In December last year Fudzilla revealed that the iPhone SE would use an Intel modem. Despite the fact that our sources were confident that iPhone 7 had an Intel modem, we sat on the story as we could not believe that Apple would be ready for such a risk after all, Jobs' Mob is not famous for being cutting edge. 

"Exploding" iPhone puts fanboy in ER
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 04 October 2016 13:56

"Exploding" iPhone puts fanboy in ER

Exploding? No it is just expanding

The incredible hissing iPhone 7 is taking its hatred of Apple fanboys to a new level – it has started exploding and putting them in hospital.

iPhone 7s in Dutch Apple store are all Intel machines
Published in Mobiles


7 Plus too

Fudzilla went to the GPU Technology conference in Amsterdam and our travels took us to the Apple shop in The Hague. Of course we wanted to take a look at the latest non 3.5 inch iPhone 7 phones, and imagine our surprise to learn that all of them were based on Intel stuff.

iPhone 7 catches fire too
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 30 September 2016 12:49

iPhone 7 catches fire too


Don't expect a swift recall

It seems when the iPhone 7 catches fire no one pays any interest and no one calls for an immediate recall, or for them to banned on aircraft.