Only by thy blue tick thou shalt know him

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk is squaring off against the Vatican over Pope Francis and his officials right to exist on Twitter without them acknowledging the authority of his blue tick and paying up.

Backed by IBM and Microsoft

Vatican officials will release principles promoting the ethical use of artificial intelligence (AI), with the backing of Microsoft and IBM as the first two technology industry sponsors.

In god's name make our bronze age moral code relevant

The Roman Catholic church, which has just got used to the idea that the earth goes around the sun, is turning to Silicon Valley to help make its homophobic, misogynistic, contraception hating, protectors of kiddie fiddlers relevant for the 21st century.

Pope Francis worries about the kiddies

A bloke who claims to represent God on earth and represents an organisation which promises to get you into a mystical city made out of gold when you die has told kids that social networks give them a false image of reality.

Cook will have a hard sell

The leader of the world’s most successful religion with more than a billion fanatical followers is going to meet the Pope.

Papal intervention slows deliveries

Pope Francis has temporarily managed to save New York from the clutches of the iPhone Cult which is a dangerous American religion which encourages people to lower the standards of the world by surrendering to a "reality distortion field" which requires you to buy expensive phones.

And its nobody's business but the Turks

Nationalist hackers are trying to make the Pope suffer for pointing out that Turkey genocided Armenians soon after WW1.