UK might make USB-C default charging standard
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Brexit means copying Europe

The British government has now begun a consultation on whether it should follow the EU and India in implementing USB-C as the default charging port for all consumer devices.

UK relaxes rules for foreign tech workers
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Brexit looking even more stupid as it invites foreigners back

The UK government plans to relax its immigration policies amid labour shortage problems after it discovered that the entire country was dependant on those who it rudely kicked out with its oven-ready Brexit fiasco.

UK chipmakers threaten to leave unless British government gets its act together
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Brexit leads to exit

UK chipmakers are threatening to move their operations to the US or Europe unless the government pulls its finger out and announce a semiconductor strategy.

Brit data watchdog worried that AI is racist
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Started thinking Brexit was a good idea

The UK data watchdog is investigating whether artificial intelligence systems are racist when dealing with job applications.

Brexit takes its toll on British boffins
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Thursday, 07 July 2022 11:39

Brexit takes its toll on British boffins


Funding cancelled

British boffins are headed towards the dark ages now that super soaraway Brexit has taken hold and the EU no longer sees the need to fund their projects.

Brexit Brits investigate electric cars
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Wednesday, 29 September 2021 12:06

Brexit Brits investigate electric cars


Because you can't get the petrol any more

British people are investigating electric cars now that it is impossible for them to get petrol now that they are out of the EU.

UK to create a big tech watchdog
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Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:13

UK to create a big tech watchdog


That will hack off the US

In a move which will hack off its new US overlords, the UK is to create a Big Tech watchdog to monitor technology after Brexit is completed.

Tesla sets up factory in Germany
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Thursday, 14 November 2019 11:03

Tesla sets up factory in Germany


Snubs UK because of Brexit

Tesla Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk said the electric car maker is going to build a new vehicle factory, “Gigafactory 4” in Berlin.

Huawei avoids collision
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Thursday, 19 September 2019 04:31

Huawei avoids collision


Accident or emergency?

China computing giant Huawei took us to the city of Wuxi, north of Shanghai, to demo a system already adopted by Audi as a "standard".

UK government plans to deport European Apple fanboys under Brexit
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Making Britain great again with a Brexit silver lining

The UK is using Brexit to deport European Apple fanboys from the country – sadly not really, but a cock-up could make it happen.