White House blames “spiritual warfare” for tech failures

The next time your PC freezes or the server room catches fire, don’t call tech support just grab some holy water and perform an exorcism.

Former Apple designer likely to cook up an expensive mystery box

OpenAI has confirmed it’s entering the hardware game, teaming up with former Job’s Mob design messiah Jony Ive to birth a new line of AI gadgets, though no one’s quite sure what they’ll do yet.

Will be replaced by tech that Apple can’t do

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple's senior vice president of services, Eddy Cue, warned that the iPhone could be obsolete in a decade and will be replaced by something that Jobs’ Mob is light years behind its competition.

Saving Europe from Starlink

Constellation Technologies & Operations (CTO) and telecom infrastructure firm TDF have signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) to integrate Very Low Earth Orbit (VLEO) satellites into terrestrial networks.

Platforms & Devices division gutted

Google has announced a voluntary exit programme for employees in its Platforms & Devices division, offering severance packages to those who leave.

Has deleted release dates from the CarPlay page

Fruity cargo cult Apple is having trouble getting products out of its flying saucer—this time, its CarPlay "product has been placed on the never-never list.

Heading back to black

A new report from beancounters Stocklytics claims that the consumer electronics industry is back on track after having a dismissal few years and will be worth a trillion dollars by 2026.

GSMA Survey found that 4.6 billion people are connected

A recent survey by the Global System for Mobile Communications Association Intelligence (GSMA), the research arm of a U.K.-based organisation representing mobile operators worldwide, has found that 4.6 billion people are now connected to mobile internet — approximately 57 per cent of the world’s population.

Thinks it will get along with Donald Trump

Qualcomm anticipates expanding into new markets will generate an additional $22 billion annually by 2029.

Reds under the beds

Millions of US mobile users could be vulnerable to Chinese government spooks who are apparently desperate to know when they are picking up their snowflakes from school and where they order their pizza.